A Simpleton in Black and White

Ah, another fine winter morning, with the receding mist leaving all of beautiful nature covered in a frosty white veil. And just like the world right now is exceptionally beautiful, so is Ray Comfort showing how exceptionally ugly he can be when he wants to. Yes, it’s that time of the month again: Ray has published another homophobic, bigoted post on God’s judgment of gays.

We can choose to become a pedophile, a fornicator, an adulterer, or a homosexual.

I just don’t know what to say. Ray doesn’t even try to hide it. He’s straight-up, plain-as-day, clearly equating homosexuality with pedophilia.

“Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God” (1 Corinthians 9-10).

Notice how this actually says nothing about pedophiles? Apparently, being gay is bad enough to warrant special mention in the Holy Book itself, but raping children isn’t. Yet, Ray is equating one with the other, saying both are abominable sins in the eyes of God. How can he make that statement? Obviously, being gay is much worse than being a pedophile.

After publishing this, and quite expectedly receiving a substantial torrent of comments pointing out his bigotry and “Christ-like” hatred of people who aren’t exactly like him, Ray added a postscript. It reads as follows:

P.s. After reading this post, some have asked if I would endorse the killing of homosexuals–quoting Old Testament verses, from Hebrew civil law. Of course I wouldn’t. Why would I (living in the United States in 2010), advocate the sentence given under the civil law of nation that existed 3,000 years ago?

Pedophiles do have rights. They have the same rights you and I do, and they lack the same rights you and I do. Pedophiles, as disgusting we all think their affliction is, are still people. They have the right to, and deserve, all the help they can get to cope with their problems.

Also, I have a question for those of you who were obviously angered by what I have written. Why have none of you suggested that pedophiles are born that way, and they have rights, etc.? All I have done is given you the biblical perspective, and warned you of who will not enter the Kingdom of God. Again, if I didn’t care, I wouldn’t bother.

Oh, I know you care, Ray. The question isn’t if you care, it’s what you care about. Apparently, you care so much about people around you loving other people that you have to write a blog post specifically to condemn such “sinful” behavior. You care so much that you will compare statutory rape and child abuse with consensual sex between adults, and claim they’re both just as bad. I’m sure the Ku Klux Klan “wouldn’t bother” with the sheets and burning crosses if they also “didn’t care”.

This being the somewhat incendiary topic it is, Ray felt the need to add a second postscript:

P.P.s. Individuals have responded with: “Pedophiles don’t have rights because they are CAUSING HARM. They are harming children. Consenting adults HARM NO ONE. Again, it’s pretty clear cut.” “Said act harms children. End. Of. Story.”

Therefore pedophiles that have pictures of semi-naked young children on their computers are okay? No one is being harmed. Why then is it illegal? The “I was born like it . . . it doesn’t harm anyone” doesn’t cut it in civil court. Neither will it on Judgment Day.

Again, Ray is tripping over himself in his eagerness to portray homosexual men and women as “sinful” and wicked. Again, it’s not a crime merely being a pedophile. If a person had pedophilic tendencies but never acted on them, “I was born like it, it doesn’t harm anyone” is perfectly good defense. It’s so good, there isn’t even a reason to accuse him of anything to begin with. Is Ray suggesting that civil law start punishing thought crimes?

Ray can add all the postscripts he wants. It won’t change the fact that he is a sad, bigoted, hateful joke of a man.

If I can’t understand it, it must be science!

Let’s take a little detour from our usual route through Banana-land, shall we? Let’s talk homeopathy.

I know people who’ve tried it. I even know people who believe in it. Why? Well, who knows. I couldn’t possibly do a better job of explaining why homeopathy is so pathetically ridiculous than this comic, so I suggest you just click the link and read it yourself.

If that doesn’t convince you, maybe another “comic” will:

Eric Hovind’s Christian Arrogance

Kent Hovind being in prison doesn’t do much to contain the stupid for which he is famous. Even when he’s taking it easy, his son is busy trying hard to be just as ignorant as his father. Just listen to this:

My apologies for not posting parts 3 and 4 of the eye opening short series with Sye and I…which is exactly what this argument is to the Atheistic world view, Cyanide.

While, I suppose, somewhat originally phrased, this is something that’s been heard for decades now. You can rest assured that atheism isn’t going anywhere, that neither Eric or Kent Hovind, nor anyone else, will present anything remotely like “cyanide to the atheistic worldview”. But thanks for capitalizing Atheism though, even if there’s no reason to…

You see, the only internally consistent worldview is the Christian world view. Every other worldview will implode with an internal critique.

The mindblowing arrogance continues. Does he really believe Christianity is that much different from any other religion based on supernatural beings and events? What’s his basis for making this claim? I am well familiar with the arguments that supposedly prove how “true” or “real” Christianity is, but no one’s ever heard an argument like that that couldn’t be used equally well on _any_ religion. Heck, exposing this fact is the main purpose of the Flying Spaghetti Monster scenario.

Episode #3 of this series deals with science. Did you know that the only way to do science is based on what is known as the “uniformity of nature”. This is the assumption that tomorrow will be like today. However, this is an assumption. What is its basis?

Ok, so the way they’re “proving” Christianity is by attacking science? Has attacking science ever proved any religious point before? Why should it do so now?

And yes, Eric, science does assume that “tomorrow will be like today”. So do you. So does everyone, and they have done so for as long as anyone could reason enough to put forth a thought to that effect.

What he’s also forgetting, of course, is that science also has methods for adjusting to when tomorrow is not like today, which Christianity does not.

His last argument is really the most hilarious, so I’ll do him a favor and print it bold and in large print, just to make sure no one could possibly miss this incredible insight of Eric Hovind’s:

The only world view that can logically make sense of this idea is the Christian world view.

Eric Hovind, “Proof that God exists Part 3

Ray Comfort’s Homophobia

In one of Ray’s latest posts, he discusses morality. Yes, again. He still holds the opinion that without God, people are completely free to redefine morality however they want, so that war is peace, murder is life and hate is love. Of course, anyone with a speck of intelligence knows this just isn’t true, that society can’t just make anything “moral”. However, the examples that Ray chooses to give tell us something about him. Let’s look at one…

If the government (society) says homosexuals marrying each other is good, it moves from one generation believing it is evil and it becomes good and acceptable.

…and then another.

If the government says it’s okay to kill blacks, Jews and homosexuals because only the fit should survive, what is morally evil changes to that which is morally good in their eyes.

In the first example, homosexuality is portrayed as something bad, something that one generation “believes” is actually evil. What Ray sees as a decline in moral integrity is the fact that homosexuality is more and more tolerated (and, as we all know, tolerance has no place in Christianity!). In the second example, he describes a government that sees black, Jewish and homosexual people as “unfit”, taking care not to insinuate too obviously that he could think the same. I suspect that the only reason homosexuals are even in the list of people that it currently is immoral to kill, is that not even Ray has the balls to wish those who disgust him dead publicly.

In essence, Ray has no problem calling homosexuals downright evil, but he draws the line at actually killing them for that reason alone. How noble of him.

Now, let’s discuss his premise of good and evil, shall we? Ray is under the impression that society or governments are free to define anything they wish as moral or immoral, on opinion alone. This is far from reality, as with most of Ray’s rabid rantings. His first example of something that is today “bad”, but in tomorrow’s Godless society would be “good”, is abortion. Abortion (or “killing babies”, as Ray so colorfully describes it) is never a “good” thing, and I don’t know anyone who’s ever made the claim that it is. It is, and always will be, an “evil” in the traditional sense. However, modern, intelligent people are able to realize that sometimes it is a necessary evil, a negative act that can sometimes lead to good and positive results. A young girl, impregnated against her will, can be allowed to live instead of being sentenced to a horribly cruel and painful death. It will likely never be a “good” thing to take a life, in any way, shape or form, but it might often be necessary.

Equal rights for homosexuals is one of those hot-button examples that everyone uses just to get attention. However, being gay or lesbian has nothing to do with morality. One has to wonder why homosexuality is so prevalent in society today, but among those who think it’s disgusting or immoral, not a single person identifies as gay themselves. Statistics alone almost conclusively proves that it’s more about self-hatred and fear, than actual Christian values or morality.

Lastly, the killing. Not the killing of blacks, Jews or homosexuals specifically, but killing altogether. Has anyone ever claimed that murdering another person was “good” or “moral”. Even Hitler? Again, I maintain that killing another human being (or even another animal, for that matter) is always a bad thing – evil, but sometimes nonetheless necessary. Not in the sense that it’s necessary to ethnically cleanse human populations, but in the sense that we often allow killing in self-defense and as capital punishment, and we allow the killing of animals for sustenance.

So in conclusion, this is another straw man non-issue, a made-up argument from Ray Comfort to refute something that doesn’t exist. Secular nations have no problems with morality, and in fact, the numbers rather show a correlation between secularism and increased tolerance and decrease in violence. Apparently, being good doesn’t mean anything to Ray unless you’re also Christian, which I suspect is really the heart of the problem: It’s not morality and goodness that is on the decline, it’s religion. It’s Christianity. It’s his particular faith that is losing in numbers, and that’s what scares him.

Oh, and those damn gays, of course. Mustn’t forget them gays…

At least no one’s trying to waterboard me…

I do not knock on people’s doors and if I did knock on doors so that I could proselytize against god, it would be considered so incredibly rude as to merit active campaigns against my activities. Moreso than if I were selling cookies, anyway. I do not protest funerals, as do the Westboro Baptists. I do not stone to death adulterers. I don’t bomb abortion clinics or kill abortion doctors. Nor would I rape and kill a family member who was raped. Nor would I murder a person who once held the same views as me but had recently switched sides. Nor would I command the mutilation of a child’s genitals, imposing a covenant on the child without his or her permission. I would not kill, maim, or shame a person for acting on their sexual proclivities. I demand no rites, no tithes, no rituals, no prayers, no profession, no utterance, no submission, no allegiance, no indignity, no dissolution of family bond, no affirmation of permanent commitment, no denial, no cognitive dissonance, no abdication of reason. I demand very little, in fact. Such things are the province of religion.

But I am a militant atheist.

This is just part of a letter RobTheMonk8 has written down, as well as read aloud in a youtube video, but this part struck me. I’ve argued the same thing countless times, but it just never seems to hit home with some people. I know there are people that literally think it’s worse to believe God doesn’t exist, than it is to commit actual crimes. I know, because they’ve told me, straight-up. Being an atheist is bad, in some people’s minds. Why, I honestly don’t know. When reading something like this, I just wonder even more.

When a Christian goes on a killing spree, it might get mentioned that he had a lot of faith or went to church often. Maybe it’ll even be mentioned a couple of times. In the end, however, this fact becomes utterly irrelevant somehow. People just tend to forget about it completely. However, the mere realization by someone that I am a person that does not believe God exists is often times enough to label me “militant”. I’m “militant” because I dare to openly admit to not believing in God. I’m “militant” because I dare to oppose those that do.

Well, gosh darnit, I’m guess I’m militant, then. It has been said that the pen is mightier than the sword, and with the advance of technology, the keyboard must be a regular atom bomb. I guess I’m a soldier in the army of atheists roaming the earth, scaring little old ladies and stealing candy from children. I guess I’m guilty of war crimes, or at least I soon will be, seeing as me having an opinion is now a “war on religion”, and blasphemy will probably be made illegal.

I feel a little like a regular Iraqi citizen, just living my life and thinking that the USA is cool but not nearly as fantastic as they claim, before the Americans dropped a bomb on my house and called me a terrorist. Religion can do good things, of course, but just like with the states, it’s not nearly as fantastic and idyllic as it makes itself out to be. And for no other reason than that I feel that way, I’m labeled “militant”.

I am a militant atheist.

“The scientific basis of evolution is strong”

Doctor Eugenie C. Scott writes the following, in a debate with Ray Comfort:

I close with another quote. Todd C. Wood is a young-earth creationist—indeed, the director of the Center for Origins Research at Bryan College, founded in honor of the creationist hero William Jennings Bryan—who rejects evolution for biblical reasons, just like Comfort. Wood insists, “The Bible reveals true information about the history of the earth that is fundamentally incompatible with evolution.”

But unlike Comfort, Wood is a trained scientist. And as such, he recognizes that the scientific basis of evolution is strong:

Evolution is not a theory in crisis. It is not teetering on the verge of collapse. It has not failed as a scientific explanation. There is evidence for evolution, gobs and gobs of it. It is not just speculation or a faith choice or an assumption or a religion. It is a productive framework for lots of biological research, and it has amazing explanatory power. There is no conspiracy to hide the truth about the failure of evolution. There has really been no failure of evolution as a scientific theory. It works, and it works well.

Anyone who honestly examines the data supporting evolution—even a young-earth creationist—concludes that the science is strong. If you reject evolution, you are doing it for religious reasons. You’re entitled to your religious opinions—but not to your own scientific facts.

Are You Man Or Earthworm?

“Milo…please provide evidence that men mated like earthworms. Also, please explain why and how evolution changed the mating system, if things were humming along with that method. Thanks”

- Ray Comfort, Atheist Central

Stupendous Stupidity

I think this might actually be it. I think Ray Comfort is now so embarrassed of his own arguments, that he has created a “guest blogger” only mysteriously known as DJC, to take the blame for the clueless tripe he’s peddling. It’s a short post, so I’ll quote all of it here.

Look around the room you are in. Name anything that wasn’t made or designed. Unless you’re in the kitchen you’d be hard-pressed to argue that everything in the room wasn’t made or designed by someone (and even then only an atheist could put fruit or veggies on the list).

Yet atheists believe the whole world and everything in it, fell into place through random chance and was created by nobody. Yet we’re not just struggling life forms on a planet that barely has the necessities for life to exist. We have an abundance of natural resources, water, oxygen, countless varieties of food, happiness, love, the ability to continue our race through procreation. And that was just a short list. Our life is good, if not great, compared to what it could have evolved into. And it is believed that all this, evolved before (or as) we had a need for it.

So why didn’t the things in the room you are in (chairs, desks, pens, TV and even planes and cars) evolve too? After all, these items are used by nearly even human on the planet and some would say they are a necessity in life. They are certainly less complex than the items mentioned in the first list above. Is it not a fair question to ask of evolution and Mother Nature as to why we had to give up waiting and create them ourselves? DJC

Yes, this is actually what “DJC” wrote. He’s apparently serious.

A grown man (maybe that’s too much of an assumption) that actually argues that evolution is false because microwave ovens don’t evolve.

You know what? I’m not even going to bother commenting on this any further. The stupidity speaks for itself. This “guest blogger” couldn’t think himself out of a sandbox, not to mention grasp the general outline of the theory of evolution. I pity him, and I pity those who actually think this is a good argument.

Quote of the Day

In the American vernacular, “theory” often means “imperfect fact”–part of a hierarchy of confidence running downhill from fact to theory to hypothesis to guess. Thus the power of the creationist argument: evolution is “only” a theory and intense debate now rages about many aspects of the theory. If evolution is worse than a fact, and scientists can’t even make up their minds about the theory, then what confidence can we have in it? Indeed, President Reagan echoed this argument before an evangelical group in Dallas when he said (in what I devoutly hope was campaign rhetoric): “Well, it is a theory. It is a scientific theory only, and it has in recent years been challenged in the world of science—that is, not believed in the scientific community to be as infallible as it once was.”

Well evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world’s data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don’t go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein’s theory of gravitation replaced Newton’s in this century, but apples didn’t suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape-like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin’s proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered.

Moreover, “fact” doesn’t mean “absolute certainty”; there ain’t no such animal in an exciting and complex world. The final proofs of logic and mathematics flow deductively from stated premises and achieve certainty only because they are not about the empirical world. Evolutionists make no claim for perpetual truth, though creationists often do (and then attack us falsely for a style of argument that they themselves favor). In science “fact” can only mean “confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional consent.” I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.

Evolutionists have been very clear about this distinction of fact and theory from the very beginning, if only because we have always acknowledged how far we are from completely understanding the mechanisms (theory) by which evolution (fact) occurred. Darwin continually emphasized the difference between his two great and separate accomplishments: establishing the fact of evolution, and proposing a theory—natural selection—to explain the mechanism of evolution.

Stephen J. Gould, ” Evolution as Fact and Theory”; Discover, May 1981

Bait-N-Switch

There’s a game that’s often played by skeptics. They create hypothetical scenarios so that they can (in their own minds) justify rejection of the gospel.

So begins another one of Ray’s famous analogies. In this particular case, he is responding to the argument that, according to the religious doctrine of Christianity, even Hitler could get into heaven by simply believing. Ray, having no clue how to respond to such a problem in a direct, honest way, goes off on a tangent regarding atheists(!), and not his own religion, which was what it was all about to begin with.

A drug addict is dying because of a disease that is related to his addiction. But when a faithful doctor takes the time to point out the evident symptoms that are all over the addict’s flesh, he responds by saying that the hideous spots are normal, and that all his friends have them.

The doctor pleads with him to listen, and says that a large drug company has developed a cure for the fatal disease. To which the addict says, “What if an elephant fell from the sky and swallowed it before I could get to it? Huh doc. Huh! What about that? You and your stupid pill! I don’t believe the drug company even exists. You idiot. Rather than talk about this so-called disease and your brainless drug company, I want to talk about the age of this medical building.”

What does any of this have to do with the obvious problems of the “gift of salvation”? How is it the atheist’s fault that Hitler could get a clean slate without doing anything in return? How does this even address the question!?

Regardless, this post is about the analogy itself, so let’s address that:

The germ theory of disease (remember, kids, it’s only a theory) is accepted as fact, by both atheists and (most, just to be safe) creationists. Therefor, it is not really valid to claim that a drug addict would absolutely deny even the possibility that his addiction had gotten him infected with a disease. In fact, I think most addicts are well aware of the risks, and choose rather to ignore it. Further, Ray is nothing like a medical doctor. A medical doctor can show evidence that the disease he claims the addict is infected with, actually exists. There isn’t just one, single book which vaguely mentions it, there are entire encyclopedias, libraries even, filled with information and scientific data relating to it. Oh, and an actually sick person would notice his symptoms himself, not having to rely on the doctor to point them out to him.

Ray isn’t offering a pill. If Ray were a doctor, his remedy would be to just go home and hope the disease goes away by itself. The very act of merely showing up at the doctor is what Ray believes can heal people. It doesn’t work that way in real life, and you and I both know that.

Atheists don’t deny the existence of the “medical companies” representing Christianity. We are painfully aware of your religion. We just don’t agree that you have the only, unique cure to a disease no one but you even knows exists.

The “age of this medical building” is obviously a reference to the numerous attempts to have Ray clarify whether he is a Young-Earth or an Old-Earth creationist. While I agree that it is not technically important to the discussion, it would greatly serve to clarify whether he ignores all scientific methods and conclusions, or just the ones that most directly conflicts with his beliefs. Then again, we’re all more than reasonably sure that if Ray were ever to be infected with a disease, he wouldn’t stay home and pray, but get himself to the nearest doctor, and ask to be given a pill.

Nothing like a hypocrite to present an analogy that makes more fun of himself than anyone else.